Accomplishments

Things that I have learned over the last few months:

• Applying liquid liner is not as hard as it looks.
• Mooching of your parents is also not so hard, but not much of an accomplishment.
• Making all of your friends become friends with one another and move in together up the street from you is a good idea in theory, but not in practice.
• The water in New York makes my hair more healthy.
• London is about four-thousand times better than the hellhole I currently reside in, and I really took living there for granted.
• The Audi is the state car of Connecticut.
• Speaking of Connecticut, they don't sell beer in gas stations there.
• I might have hooked up with the guy that plays Cormac McLaggen in Harry Potter 6? Which was AWFUL by JK Rowling standards, by the way.
• Having a baby is also probably more fun in theory than it is in practice.
• Don't think I'm going to grad school anymore...
• I want a gay Jamaican man to be my best friend.

That's about it, I guess.