- Applying liquid liner is not as hard as it looks.
- Mooching of your parents is also not so hard, but not much of an accomplishment.
- Making all of your friends become friends with one another and move in together up the street from you is a good idea in theory, but not in practice.
- The water in New York makes my hair more healthy.
- London is about four-thousand times better than the hellhole I currently reside in, and I really took living there for granted.
- The Audi is the state car of Connecticut.
- Speaking of Connecticut, they don't sell beer in gas stations there.
- I might have hooked up with the guy that plays Cormac McLaggen in Harry Potter 6? Which was AWFUL by JK Rowling standards, by the way.
- Having a baby is also probably more fun in theory than it is in practice.
- Don't think I'm going to grad school anymore...
- I want a gay Jamaican man to be my best friend.
That's about it, I guess.
